i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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