Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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