Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
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be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Bring me that man meat
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