Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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