you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
