why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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