Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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