I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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