Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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