Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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