Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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