going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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