I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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