it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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