I'm jealous of your bromance
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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