Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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