If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
