Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
ugly people sure do ruin things
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
