I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Randomize