You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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