I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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