Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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