Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Randomize
