can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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