butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Randomize
