Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
