wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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