Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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