Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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