No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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