Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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