new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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