shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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