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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men

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• (212): View more from New York

  That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.

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• (925): View more from California

  I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.

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  I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door

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