I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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