i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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