He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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