I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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