Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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