I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
my being single is dangerous.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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