The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
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White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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