It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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