She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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