ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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