Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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