we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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