Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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