i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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