dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Panties = found
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
