operation have a gay friend backfired
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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