i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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