HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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