Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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